when u find out that someone u thought was all innocent is actually kinky as fuck
good reasons to insult your child:
- don’t fucking do that
- not even jokingly
- don’t insult anyone
- especially not your own fucking child
- do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok
Sometimes I desperately want to punch myself in the face because I make bad decisions.
I was being a fucktard and got jealous over actually nothing???? and then i got really mad??
I like, don’t know if you’re upset or what but i don t know what to do and i really miss you and ive been bitchy this weekend and im sorRY
I’m just really sensitive about that stuff because i have thingS that have happened and make me really nervous to trust people and sometimes that makes people mad because they think “oh ok wow she doesnt fucking trust me wow yah ok”
and that makes me feel bad
but im not trYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD I JUST GET UPSET ABOUT DUMB THINGS AN D IT USUALLY IS NOTHING AND IM SORRY FOR YELLING AT YOUBYE
literally the greatest thing
This will brighten up just about anyone’s day
I don’t like using my dad’s bathroom because I’m not that into watching myself poop.
i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel
SO DID I
DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”